john-egberts-floating-arms:

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.

Here’s mine:

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Here’s my youngest sister’s:

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And here is our middle sister’s:

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

I know who’s going through their scene phase

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fentonsofun:

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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why do these all have different websites’ watermarks on them if they are from the same photoshoot

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confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

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confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

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  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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