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extraordinarymarielle:

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

Aaron Paul: confused by fashion

the greatest post in internet history

"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"

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Timestamp: 1409540456

extraordinarymarielle:

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

Aaron Paul: confused by fashion

the greatest post in internet history

"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"

(Source: kateoplis, via mommasanpook)

dmojones:

thatfunnyblog:

my spirit is crushed

lol that’s a clean ass caption tho

(via roxanne139)

Timestamp: 1409535318

dmojones:

thatfunnyblog:

my spirit is crushed

lol that’s a clean ass caption tho

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Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah? You can ride my face until you dripping cum

eating-pusssy-is-an-art:

Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?
I’m not the type to call you back tomorrow
But the way you wrappin ‘round me is a prob
Ain’t nobody tryna save ya
Baby, get that paper
Probably got a lot of other bitches owe you favors
Pussy so good, I had to save that shit for later

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lamelohan:

*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance* 

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

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Timestamp: 1409466718

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

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budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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